She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
There r osticjed everywhere
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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