covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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