you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I believe in your delicious
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
