I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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