I got chris browned last night
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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