Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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