He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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