If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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