do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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