..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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