I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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