dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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