why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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