..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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