is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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