I wish I could punch you in the face.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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