but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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