her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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