We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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