doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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