I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
my poor anus
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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