how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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