Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Randomize
