Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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