Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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