You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
It's rum buckets o'clock
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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