No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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