People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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