I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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