I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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