best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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