What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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