I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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