i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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