i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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