If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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