So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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