I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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