i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
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Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Sorry my hands just texted you
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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