just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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