I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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