You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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