I want to make a zoo with you.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
