trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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