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Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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