I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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