You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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