"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I wish I only lived at night.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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