i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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