Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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