so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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