We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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