no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Randomize
