morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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