was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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